Some comments I would have like to make on people’s facebook status’ include:

“Welcome to my world.”

” Trade ya”

“Lucky Bi-otch”

“Pin a rose on your nose”.

“I’d give anything to be you.”

“Somebody call the Wahhhh-mbulance.”

” Want some cheese with the whine?”

I could put some people in their places or make them appreciate what they have…I’ll just bite my tongue for now.